Warning- This could happen to you.
Sunday night I changed out of the red maxi-dress I'd been wearing all day into my pajamas. While pulling the dress over my head I felt something odd. Upon further examination I found a nickel sized hole in my dress- right on the butt area! Keep in mind that I'd been to Church, the Church's Homecoming, Walgreens and the movies with a hole in my dress. This leads me to reason #651 why your panties should always match your shirt and/or dress. If I wasn't wearing red panties, people would have noticed the hole.
Promoted to Vice President of the Fashion Police.
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