Monday, November 30, 2009

Etiquette

The Do's and Don'ts- Pregnancy Style brought to you by Thanksgiving with the family

Don't
- Ever tell a pregnant woman she use to be skinny
- Watch her as she exits the car and exclaim "there's no denying you're pregnant!"
- Count how many plates she eats (ha ha- If you were trying to do this to me, pick another holiday. I only like the turkey & rolls on Thanksgiving)
- EVER say "you are getting so big"
- Ask "How weight have you gained?"
- Touch the belly without asking. Warning- you might get your hand slapped


If you feel the need to talk about "the belly" please refer to the following do's.

Do
- Say, "you are glowing"
- You look great
- May I touch your belly?
- Oh my gosh, you are all belly (which is very much a compliment, especially when you know your butt is saggy and your thighs look like cottage cheese)

Basically, it's what we all learned from Bambi if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say nothin' at all.